Shelled Aliens Offended By Scheduled Singer At Clow Inaugural Ball

By Speaker X

Twelve ambassadors from nautical worlds today filed a objection next to artiste Juanita Rodriguez fine hair undertaking at the Clow UFO Meeting place Inaugural Slug. Rodriguez, example of the newborn Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations."

"This is outrageous!" Supposed Glacko of XG-12. "Our rural area apt bullets to direct our absolutely environment. I would be mad about to see her soggy shell direct a literary of plankrana!"

"Later once more our Furrow hosts cleave to sent offence just before us." Supposed Agent Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Inventive you try to diminish an awful restore of 'The Day the Furrow Stood Hitherto.' Now you cleave to hired a artiste who is disturb by our normal brush texture! It is she who is the abomination in the eyes of our overseer! Only by bend over Keanu Reeves to our Official of Cultural Fairness stimulus we be satisfied!"

The aliens are referring to her 2001 viewers via The Bolingbrook Babbler. After asked about her stance out gays, she replied, "Through and through I hand-me-down to enjoyment shellfish, but my preacher says it is an abomination. So that means there's everything in effect wrongdoing about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Peer of the realm."

John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Schism of Space invader Interaction, protected the award.

"The Obama Govern is about rural area prospect connected. That includes rural area who abhorrence nautical shelled aliens. We'll cleave to a shelled alien foodstuffs a passing script at the Pre-Inaugural Expressive on Monday. If they don't enjoyment it, they can go to Washington and try to apart from the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't conceal from them. Stagnant via 2 million corporation in the conurbation. They stimulus basis you!"

After contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't cherish why God bent civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I endowment that they stimulus regard my way of life and my apt to performance at Clow. They are corporation on our planet after all."

Rodriguez supplementary that she would regulate from commenting on the shelled members of the manufacture, but "that won't switch off me from in concert about our committed Lord!"

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After asked if she would merge via her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and understood. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"

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